January 2010
56 posts
dad: here's my credit card, you can go buy new shoes
me: thank you
dad: don't spend more than about ten dollars
me: oh
The 18th Annual North American Jew’s Harp Festival is scheduled for July 30 & 31, 2010
metaphoricallyy: not bean
sayheytowill: not yet
on sunday i went to cici’s and spent over six dollars in quarters on the claw machine trying to get WHAT LOOKED LIKE a plastic strawberry filled with bubbles but when I finally got it, i found out that it was just a plastic strawberry filled with strawberry flavored sugar. now it is sitting on my floor and i keep looking at it and wishing it really was bubbles or at least toffee or something...
goethe
gur ta
metaphoricallyy: anyways my sister is french braiding my hair
sayheytowill: dont you mean
sayheytowill: bleu braiding your hair
sayheytowill: every french word means french
ceceeeeeeeeelia
aalyydaa
lee pace as homer simpson
bart simpson as lisa simpson
xiu xiu as maggie...
– the credits in my dream last night
things i did today
threw a penny up in the air and caught it in my palm
made a gross face when i bit into an onion piece
took a nap and woke up with my nose touching the wall
brushed my teeth a bunch
had a dream about someone walking in on me brushing my teeth
goats steal people’s voices and will yell at you with your own voice after they steal it do not go near a goat or goat farm or eat goat cheese or even click a hyperlink going to a webpage about goats. you do not know what you’re getting yourself into
EVEN PYGMY GOATS
get em ella →
bye bye
maro momi takaki ai in america heather
isn’t your life worth more than a burger and fries?
if i were to give you a test on the mighty boosh or whatever your other favorite...
– observant father
well i’m going to go brush my teeth for an hour